Our Tax System Explained: "Bar Stool Economics"
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go
something like this:
The first four men (The poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all
such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily
beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They
realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from
everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up
being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be
fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded
to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to
drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare
their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to
the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth
man. "I only saved a dollar, too It's unfair that he got ten times more than
I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute,"
yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The
system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down
and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of
them for even half of the bill!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start
drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
PM1
My first post!
Taken at Biology class :)
Zi Yang was almost covered. And Shirly, look closely at Ms. Goh's head, saw her?
Click the pictures for a larger view :)
Anyone that want the original picture that haven't been resized can ask me at msn.
Taken at Biology class :)
Zi Yang was almost covered. And Shirly, look closely at Ms. Goh's head, saw her?
Click the pictures for a larger view :)
Anyone that want the original picture that haven't been resized can ask me at msn.
A Tap
A PASSENGER IN A TAXI LEANED OVER TO ASK THE DRIVER A QUESTION AND TAPPED HIM ON THE SHOULDER. THE DRIVER SCREAMED, LOST CONTROL OF THE CAB, NEARLY HIT A BUS, DROVE UP OVER THE CURB, AND STOPPED JUST INCHES FROM A LARGE PLATE GLASS WINDOW.
FOR A FEW MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS SILENT IN THE CAB, AND THEN THE STILL SHAKING DRIVER SAID, 'I'M SORRY, BUT YOU SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.'
THE FRIGHTENED PASSENGER APOLOGIZED TO THE DRIVER AND SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE A MERE TAP ON THE SHOULDER COULD FRIGHTEN HIM SO MUCH.
THE DRIVER REPLIED, 'NO, NO, I'M SORRY, IT'S ENTIRELY MY FAULT. TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB ......... I'VE BEEN DRIVING A HORSE FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.'
FOR A FEW MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS SILENT IN THE CAB, AND THEN THE STILL SHAKING DRIVER SAID, 'I'M SORRY, BUT YOU SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.'
THE FRIGHTENED PASSENGER APOLOGIZED TO THE DRIVER AND SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE A MERE TAP ON THE SHOULDER COULD FRIGHTEN HIM SO MUCH.
THE DRIVER REPLIED, 'NO, NO, I'M SORRY, IT'S ENTIRELY MY FAULT. TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB ......... I'VE BEEN DRIVING A HORSE FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.'
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
12. You sing along with elevator music.
13. Your eyes won't get much worse.
14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND A LAXATIVE ON THE SAME NIGHT
Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
12. You sing along with elevator music.
13. Your eyes won't get much worse.
14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND A LAXATIVE ON THE SAME NIGHT
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Business Logics
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
'Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's veryrich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
'Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's veryrich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
Monday, September 22, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Class Profile
This is an EMERGENCY,
I REPEAT!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
About a week or two before our AS Trials took place, both Seng Chye and I went for this class profile briefing.
And the class profile's deadline for the submission is the 26th September!
I need our class pictures A.S.A.P!
Also, we were told that all the pictures MUST, I repeat MUST BE TAKEN IN A CAMERA!
Not Handphone cameras but actual CAMERAS that could not be used to make calls!
I need you guys to help me out to gather and pool up the pictures to ensure a satisfying class profile to everyone!
Regards,
P
P.S: Yes, I want pictures of Kugan, Anna, Shwu Pei, Elsha and Yu Xin as well~And Nope, its not for my own collection, its for the class profile la! =__=!!
I REPEAT!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
About a week or two before our AS Trials took place, both Seng Chye and I went for this class profile briefing.
And the class profile's deadline for the submission is the 26th September!
I need our class pictures A.S.A.P!
Also, we were told that all the pictures MUST, I repeat MUST BE TAKEN IN A CAMERA!
Not Handphone cameras but actual CAMERAS that could not be used to make calls!
I need you guys to help me out to gather and pool up the pictures to ensure a satisfying class profile to everyone!
Regards,
P
P.S: Yes, I want pictures of Kugan, Anna, Shwu Pei, Elsha and Yu Xin as well~And Nope, its not for my own collection, its for the class profile la! =__=!!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Yuva, your'e embarrasing me la......
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Name: Kugananda Sri Paaranthaman
Age: 17/18/54 not sure...
Likes: Green shirts, Yuva, reading newspaper.
Dislikes: Dhassareth, Red shirts, Dhassareth, naked people, Yan Xia, Rheena, litmus paper, Superman wannabes(Dhassareth)
Enjoys: Yuva, Rubbing lipstick on face, drawing attention, critizing Michelle, annoying Xin Wei.
Recognised by: Big love sign on face. Green shirt. DNA.
Famous quotes: Youre embarassing me la...
Youre a cow!
Be jealous of me, BE JEALOUS!
Good job i taught you well....
Curse you Michelle...
Mavis damn small lar...
Oh my god Yuva, What the hell are you *censored*
Famous achievements. Inspired Love Guru.
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" Damn you Dhass! "
Yes Kuggie Wuggie, we remember.....
"Aaah Chinese people! Betsy is kinda hot..."
"Piau is kinda hot too, curse that Mavis."
"I believe i can fly, i believe i can be a butterflyyyy"
Green shirt = Caterpillar ma.
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random pictures..
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betsy!! i din noe u were named after a dish..o.O.jpg)
chingays most fav bunny rabbit..the stewwpid usavich.jpg)
bon bon after his 1st bath..cute leh~.jpg)
me in my school uniform..what u guys think?5 years old okie that uniform~ps : i DID grow................................to fit my uniform perfectly lahh~
M
Thursday, September 18, 2008
The Truth
I shall let the picture speak with the poll results :)
Trust me, I didn't do anything to darken the picture ;)
P.S: Happy Birthday Michelle~
P
Trust me, I didn't do anything to darken the picture ;)
P.S: Happy Birthday Michelle~
P
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tag. not the hide and seek tag, but the real tag
Apparently i have to state 5 names and answer weird questions. Let us begin.
A
1.Dhassareth
2.Seng Chye
3.Adelynn
4.Piau
4.Piau
5. Mavis
1. How did you meet 1?
Standard 1. We met at a kissing booth,but it didn't go of well
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
9.9?
3. How long have you known 4?
9 months, 16 days, 20 hours 46 mins(lazy to calculate uncertainity)
4. How do you know number 3?
Classmate, a reli weird girl
5. Where's 5?
During holidays she stays in P.D during college time she stays in My Place(not my place), in subang jaya, my place is in ttdi
6. A fact about number 1?
He thinks he is handsome(thinks), and has a fantasy for cockroaches
7. Who is 4 going out with?
MAVIS....
8. What does 1 do for a living?
Pole dancing(he is the pole not the dancer).
9. Would you live with number 3?
NVR will go bald, due to weirdness
10. What do you like about number 2?
He is CUTE.....:)...<3
11. Do you miss number 5?
NO.....but when i am bored and feeling like pawning someone..yes
12. Would you make out with number 4?
If i do i will have a small cat jumping screaming at a high frequency like a opara screamer...
13. What's your opinion on number 2?
He is gay, his partners are me, dhass, xin wei. llyod, estebun, nigel....
14. What's your favourite memory with number 5?
She was not feeling well and told me and dhass to take her to the clinic. She told she knows the way, And l8r made us lose so much weight, by telling she can smell the clinic taking us around subang
15. What will you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
WHACK both of them for betraying me. And tell all our partners until they convince us.
16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
Yes but not that long as all hospitals nearby is busy all the time and no balance in the phone.
17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
YEAH.. it was fun..there were few more of them stayed up all night..........playing DOTA
18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
During college time. As we are in the same class, dhass oso will be there
19. Who have you known the longest?
1,2,3,4, as same college and all met on the 1st day, Met 5 after a week
20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
1 i pity u. Call me for u funeral if there is phone services in heaven/hell.Piau...:)
21. How often do you talk to 1?
Recently a lot bcoz my phone is postpaid now..
22. What about 2??
We don't talk, only action
23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
YES...My akka(elder sister) and claims she is the body guard of me and dhass
24. Would you go on a date with number 5?
I want to live a wonderful life..maybe 2
25. Do you dream about number 2?
Yeah quite a lot.....playing DOTA(dont want to say anything else)
26. What did no.4 did to you that you can never forget?
Dropped me at home from BON ODORI....and helps in photoshop
27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets?
A lot...:)....1 is dled UKCAT....u owe me a special double chicken cheese burger
28. What's 3's hobby?
talk weird things, and study till moring 5 and sleep then
29. Tag more people.
More people.
Standard 1. We met at a kissing booth,but it didn't go of well
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
9.9?
3. How long have you known 4?
9 months, 16 days, 20 hours 46 mins(lazy to calculate uncertainity)
4. How do you know number 3?
Classmate, a reli weird girl
5. Where's 5?
During holidays she stays in P.D during college time she stays in My Place(not my place), in subang jaya, my place is in ttdi
6. A fact about number 1?
He thinks he is handsome(thinks), and has a fantasy for cockroaches
7. Who is 4 going out with?
MAVIS....
8. What does 1 do for a living?
Pole dancing(he is the pole not the dancer).
9. Would you live with number 3?
NVR will go bald, due to weirdness
10. What do you like about number 2?
He is CUTE.....:)...<3
11. Do you miss number 5?
NO.....but when i am bored and feeling like pawning someone..yes
12. Would you make out with number 4?
If i do i will have a small cat jumping screaming at a high frequency like a opara screamer...
13. What's your opinion on number 2?
He is gay, his partners are me, dhass, xin wei. llyod, estebun, nigel....
14. What's your favourite memory with number 5?
She was not feeling well and told me and dhass to take her to the clinic. She told she knows the way, And l8r made us lose so much weight, by telling she can smell the clinic taking us around subang
15. What will you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
WHACK both of them for betraying me. And tell all our partners until they convince us.
16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
Yes but not that long as all hospitals nearby is busy all the time and no balance in the phone.
17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
YEAH.. it was fun..there were few more of them stayed up all night..........playing DOTA
18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
During college time. As we are in the same class, dhass oso will be there
19. Who have you known the longest?
1,2,3,4, as same college and all met on the 1st day, Met 5 after a week
20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
1 i pity u. Call me for u funeral if there is phone services in heaven/hell.Piau...:)
21. How often do you talk to 1?
Recently a lot bcoz my phone is postpaid now..
22. What about 2??
We don't talk, only action
23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
YES...My akka(elder sister) and claims she is the body guard of me and dhass
24. Would you go on a date with number 5?
I want to live a wonderful life..maybe 2
25. Do you dream about number 2?
Yeah quite a lot.....playing DOTA(dont want to say anything else)
26. What did no.4 did to you that you can never forget?
Dropped me at home from BON ODORI....and helps in photoshop
27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets?
A lot...:)....1 is dled UKCAT....u owe me a special double chicken cheese burger
28. What's 3's hobby?
talk weird things, and study till moring 5 and sleep then
29. Tag more people.
More people.
A
Tagged. Dum Dum DUM.
Apparently i have to state 5 names and answer weird questions. Let us begin.
D
1.Christina
2.Aabhi
3.Sean
4.Sunil
4.Sunil
5. KL
1. How did you meet 1?
Standard 1. Sri Kuala Lumpur. Class for special kids.
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
7?
3. How long have you known 4?
4 years?
4. How do you know number 3?
Dating website
5. Where's 5?
America, Texas. Hahaha. Kena hurricane. Oh shit is he alive? I seriously don’t know just realized omg.
6. A fact about number 1?
She's retarded and secretly loves me.
7. Who is 4 going out with?
Seng Chye.
8. What does 1 do for a living?
SMS.
9. Would you live with number 3?
Already am.
10. What do you like about number 2?
I’ll have to think about this question.
11. Do you miss number 5?
Yes. He owes me teh ais.
12. Would you make out with number 4?
Wouldn’t be the first time. Hey Sunil if you read this remember that time we were in Langkawi on that bed naked with a drunk irish guy?
13. What's your opinion on number 2?
Likes Xin Wei a bit too much.
14. What's your favourite memory with number 5?
Chem Teacher: KL, your chemistry results are horrible. Stop fooling around.
Standard 1. Sri Kuala Lumpur. Class for special kids.
2. On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your friendship with 1?
7?
3. How long have you known 4?
4 years?
4. How do you know number 3?
Dating website
5. Where's 5?
America, Texas. Hahaha. Kena hurricane. Oh shit is he alive? I seriously don’t know just realized omg.
6. A fact about number 1?
She's retarded and secretly loves me.
7. Who is 4 going out with?
Seng Chye.
8. What does 1 do for a living?
SMS.
9. Would you live with number 3?
Already am.
10. What do you like about number 2?
I’ll have to think about this question.
11. Do you miss number 5?
Yes. He owes me teh ais.
12. Would you make out with number 4?
Wouldn’t be the first time. Hey Sunil if you read this remember that time we were in Langkawi on that bed naked with a drunk irish guy?
13. What's your opinion on number 2?
Likes Xin Wei a bit too much.
14. What's your favourite memory with number 5?
Chem Teacher: KL, your chemistry results are horrible. Stop fooling around.
KL: Chill teacher wassupppp!
Chem Teacher: I just spoke to your parents.KL: …..*speechless*
Chem Teacher: Wassup KL? Wassup?
15. What will you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
My suspicions of 1 being secretly gay would be justified. I would also shave my armpits and photoshop naked photos of Barrack Obama.
16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
I don’t know. I need a ruler.
17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
*horny emoticon*
18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
Yes lol. Curse these questions that reveal my deepest darkest secrets.
19. Who have you known the longest?
1 and 3. Both in the same class as it happens. Special people.
20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
Hahaha. Hahhahahahaah. Haahhaahahahahhahahahaa.
21. How often do you talk to 1?
Now with Hotlink’s Extra Ten, I talk to her way more than I need to.
22. What about 2??
A lot despite my therapists advice.
23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
Yes. He may be a super secret clone sent from the future to hunt down and destroy black people.
24. Would you go on a date with number 5?
If he bought me teh ais.
25. Do you dream about number 2?
Only once. He was this giant carnivorous oyster man.
26. What did no.4 did to you that you can never forget?
No Sunil I still remember. And yes my nipples haven’t recovered.
27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets?
*censored*
28. What's 3's hobby?
Playing dota. Playing dota. Playing dota.
29. Tag more people.
Got college la.
15. What will you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
My suspicions of 1 being secretly gay would be justified. I would also shave my armpits and photoshop naked photos of Barrack Obama.
16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
I don’t know. I need a ruler.
17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
*horny emoticon*
18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
Yes lol. Curse these questions that reveal my deepest darkest secrets.
19. Who have you known the longest?
1 and 3. Both in the same class as it happens. Special people.
20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
Hahaha. Hahhahahahaah. Haahhaahahahahhahahahaa.
21. How often do you talk to 1?
Now with Hotlink’s Extra Ten, I talk to her way more than I need to.
22. What about 2??
A lot despite my therapists advice.
23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
Yes. He may be a super secret clone sent from the future to hunt down and destroy black people.
24. Would you go on a date with number 5?
If he bought me teh ais.
25. Do you dream about number 2?
Only once. He was this giant carnivorous oyster man.
26. What did no.4 did to you that you can never forget?
No Sunil I still remember. And yes my nipples haven’t recovered.
27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets?
*censored*
28. What's 3's hobby?
Playing dota. Playing dota. Playing dota.
29. Tag more people.
Got college la.
D
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
no updates one?
sigh~ super lots of days n no updates for this blog..kesian nyerr~
let ms M teman u okie?:)
now let me see..what shall i blog today?
i know..lets blog about me~ yes me..mua..moii..wo..saya..ngor...watashi..and other languages in can find in this world...ME!!!! xD
*cheers for mavis* yippee!!! * hallelujah*
okok..lol..kidding lahh bambikins and flubbykins and the rest of the world.*sish* u ppl cant take a joke larr...
anyways..im back in subang..
adelynn..betsy..when are you going to eat gred A tau yu fried rice with me???
betsy can tapau chicken rice balls from melaka from me arr??hehehehehe..
sigh~ i finally finish season 2 prison break..finally..
but i dont get the ending lorr..i feel its like....................dotz mutiple sumo 100 times......dotz................................................................................
yea sumthing like that~
okie im bored edy..owh yea..i spilled soya bean drink all over myself right after i showered..
i have no idea why im telling the world this..but yea..its somthing for me to blog about..which u ppl will not come and laugh at me~...which i noe aabhi or dhassie or seng chye or chee yuen or esteban will do after this....sigh~ u guys are so predictable lahh~~~
okie dokie wat else?...hmmm..college is still up..no one has burn it down yet..so yays for taylor's..
mac center is still stealing your money and this shows when its time to photostate..we must go to ichiban..where photostating is wayyy cheaper and they give u discount summore..
cheap cheap lehh~~~
okie..i really got nothing else to say edy..eh wait..water in my place why so warm one arr?i wan cold bath and what came out was warm water..where got syiook u tell me..when it so hot outside...sigh~
k lah..got nothing to say edy..guys.,pls update blogs lahh k??tataz..xoxo
let ms M teman u okie?:)
now let me see..what shall i blog today?
i know..lets blog about me~ yes me..mua..moii..wo..saya..ngor...watashi..and other languages in can find in this world...ME!!!! xD
*cheers for mavis* yippee!!! * hallelujah*
okok..lol..kidding lahh bambikins and flubbykins and the rest of the world.*sish* u ppl cant take a joke larr...
anyways..im back in subang..
adelynn..betsy..when are you going to eat gred A tau yu fried rice with me???
betsy can tapau chicken rice balls from melaka from me arr??hehehehehe..
sigh~ i finally finish season 2 prison break..finally..
but i dont get the ending lorr..i feel its like....................dotz mutiple sumo 100 times......dotz................................................................................
yea sumthing like that~
okie im bored edy..owh yea..i spilled soya bean drink all over myself right after i showered..
i have no idea why im telling the world this..but yea..its somthing for me to blog about..which u ppl will not come and laugh at me~...which i noe aabhi or dhassie or seng chye or chee yuen or esteban will do after this....sigh~ u guys are so predictable lahh~~~
okie dokie wat else?...hmmm..college is still up..no one has burn it down yet..so yays for taylor's..
mac center is still stealing your money and this shows when its time to photostate..we must go to ichiban..where photostating is wayyy cheaper and they give u discount summore..
cheap cheap lehh~~~
okie..i really got nothing else to say edy..eh wait..water in my place why so warm one arr?i wan cold bath and what came out was warm water..where got syiook u tell me..when it so hot outside...sigh~
k lah..got nothing to say edy..guys.,pls update blogs lahh k??tataz..xoxo
M
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Dhassareth's Love Advice Column
I was talking to Mavis the other day when I asked her, “ Hey Mavis, how do you tell a girl that you love her?.” Mavis then replied, “ I dunno…uh….like you msg her….uh…but wait…what if she doesn’t love you….uh…just msg…I like you….that should work.” I quickly, no, SPONTANEOUSLY, realized this was horrible love advice, and wondered, how many other people, guys and girls, hetero or homo, got horrible love advice leading them to behave like the joker from that movie Dark Bite or something. That’s how I was inspired to begin this column in the Chingayz blog.
(LOL JKJK actually not really la put poll see who agrees)
Feel free to leave comments and I Dhassareth Manickam will tell you how to handle those intimate moments. *horny but charismatic emoticon*
Seng Chye and Xin wei's relationship before mavis gave them advice.
Seng Chye and Xin Wei's relationship after Mavis's love advice. Seng Chye slapping Xin Wei in the badminton court. Poor Xin Wei. Come my house la.
Adelynn threatening Xin Wei using the cat as an example.
(LOL JKJK actually not really la put poll see who agrees)
Feel free to leave comments and I Dhassareth Manickam will tell you how to handle those intimate moments. *horny but charismatic emoticon*
Seng Chye and Xin wei's relationship before mavis gave them advice.
Seng Chye and Xin Wei's relationship after Mavis's love advice. Seng Chye slapping Xin Wei in the badminton court. Poor Xin Wei. Come my house la.
Adelynn threatening Xin Wei using the cat as an example.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
me me me..and all about me..M
*holy music playing at the background*
tra la la la la la..yes the one and only beautiful wonderful tremendously awesome MAVIS the goddess!!! lalalalalalalala..(sigh im prepared to be kutuk in the most horrible way but non of them is going to bring my spirit of keperasanness down)
*gives people tissue*
yes yes..dun cry my people..no no..please wipe ur tears.. i noe..it a heavenly thing for me to be here..you all have worshipped me in secret.. now u guys dont need to be afraid, for me the one and only beautiful wonderful tremendously awesome MAVIS the goddess..will protect you..
do i sound like dhassie / flubbykins yet?
i dont??!
i sound much more heavenly better??
*sigh* its hard work being me..
okie more stuff about me..im smaller than flubbykins and bambikins..i gave dhassie and aabhi nice new names cos i like lahh~
is in love wit mr P..yes yes..the one wit bon bon lahh~
come from a small town called Port Dickson..(actually from heaven)but i'll b humble as always
is very happy to be placed a wonderful class with awesome classmates and teachers..
quite evil sometimes..very nice most of the time..and super perasan EVERYTIME..*sigh*
glad to have her bro with her who guides her most of the time..(who is also perasan kao kao)
got alot more to write about me lah..but mommy call go eat dinner..ltr i continue more about myself okie??LOL...
i will leave you guys with a picture of who else..MOI!!! :D
ps : flubby and bambi..i noe u guys love me :)..i love u too piau~ hahahahahaha xD
tra la la la la la..yes the one and only beautiful wonderful tremendously awesome MAVIS the goddess!!! lalalalalalalala..(sigh im prepared to be kutuk in the most horrible way but non of them is going to bring my spirit of keperasanness down)
*gives people tissue*
yes yes..dun cry my people..no no..please wipe ur tears.. i noe..it a heavenly thing for me to be here..you all have worshipped me in secret.. now u guys dont need to be afraid, for me the one and only beautiful wonderful tremendously awesome MAVIS the goddess..will protect you..
do i sound like dhassie / flubbykins yet?
i dont??!
i sound much more heavenly better??
*sigh* its hard work being me..
okie more stuff about me..im smaller than flubbykins and bambikins..i gave dhassie and aabhi nice new names cos i like lahh~
is in love wit mr P..yes yes..the one wit bon bon lahh~
come from a small town called Port Dickson..(actually from heaven)
is very happy to be placed a wonderful class with awesome classmates and teachers..
quite evil sometimes..very nice most of the time..and super perasan EVERYTIME..*sigh*
glad to have her bro with her who guides her most of the time..(who is also perasan kao kao)
got alot more to write about me lah..but mommy call go eat dinner..ltr i continue more about myself okie??LOL...
i will leave you guys with a picture of who else..MOI!!! :D
ps : flubby and bambi..i noe u guys love me :)..i love u too piau~ hahahahahaha xD
M
New Members
We have 2 new members, presenting u mavis and betsy(they are from SUB-committee Chingals/les yet to decide)
TADAA!!!!
Best of luck people.
A
TADAA!!!!
Best of luck people.
A
Sunday, September 7, 2008
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