Why we use English for IT?

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barang keras

Software = barang lembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan


Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.


Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.


Now you know...WHY...

The Real Truth

Schnuffel! i like the name

10 Reason Why Men/Boys Thinks DOTA Is Life

THIS IS DOTA

1) Dota plays with 10 guys at once and never gets tired.The guy is always satisfied at the end.

2) She does not steal other girl's/womens boyfriends or husbands. Girls should make more effort to get guys attention.

3) She plays with them....as long as they can play.

4) She is not boobles. She is full of boobs. (eg. Crystal Maiden, Lina Inverse, Queen of Pain, Pudge)

5) She may suck our money kau kau but she satisfies us so much, but many ppl suck money kau kau and leave us.

6) She is able to make boys loyal forever and devote their life to her , bcoz she trusts us to defend her (Defence of the Ancient). And she continues playing with amateurs and average players as she trains them to be successful in life by giving them team spirit.

7) She is also able to make her 'lovers' back stab each other, this is a big advantage in life as it helps men be emotionally strong in real life when somebody really back stabs you, which happen to men alot.

8) The boys would rather spend time playing with ugly things because they have horns. Horny only nice ma.

9) She makes people run faster to her than they ever will to save you from drowning in the river. In that there is only 1 life involved but in Dota so many lives are at stake.( heroes and creeps), building( towers, barracks etc.) and a territory. *ignore respawn its like air resistance*

10) I got more reasons, when u start playing dota u would not concentrate on anything else even food, this will help you to lose weight. This is what Yuva said. Remember at the start of the year how fat he was.

Dota is assumed to be a girl in this post too. The heroes were cute in the begining but due to so much war they lost in all on the battle field. In the period of dota there are no plastic surgeons, so they can't get back their cuteness.

p.s: Disclaimer : This post is obviously not implied on to anyone.its just a joke made up one night when a guy was having a hard time after the reading the post which was posted b4b4 this. Don't take this in the wrong way hor. I am getting back my blogging touch.Yay!!!!!!!

If u wan to kill me for this tay ur best, and do after nov 21 bcoz got exams , after that u can find me in ftz playing DOTA/COD

A&D

Mashed

Who made the better mashed potatoes?

Mine.


Adelynn.

10 reasons why i think dota is a slut/B*tch~

1) She (doTa) is able to play with 10 guys at once!

2)She steals other girl's / women boyfriends or husbands.

3)She plays with them until they are dead tired (means one round not enough play some more!!!)

4)Boys are more interested with her eventhough she is boobless.

5)She sucks your money kao kao (aka helping ftz and other CC)

6)She is able to make some of the boys to be loyal and forever (life on support dota players) devote their life to her while she continues playing with amatures and average players.

7)She is also able to make her 'lovers' backstab each other. (ie. one found new map and not sharing,boycott~)

8)The boys would rather spend time playing with ugly things on her rather than spending time dating their beautiful girlfriend.

9)She makes your boyfriends or husbands run faster to her than they ever will to come and save you drowning from a vigourous flow in the river.

10)okie im out of reasons edy..but i will edit this once i figure out more reasons..pfft~

dota is assumed to be a girl fully in this post..forget the part where when it screams out triple kill and first blood..think of it as dhassareth's voice in high pitch!or when he screams. :)
the ugly things on her is the ugly heroes..kenot make cuter heroes arr?=___=


ps : Disclaimer : This post is obviously not implied on to anyone.its just a joke made up one night when a girl is having a hard time sleeping..
dun take it the wrong way horr!
im losing my touch in blogging lah~ long time din blog edy~

and its a joke lar~ dun lah u guys kill me after this T_T

Yan Xia

To those that yet to know this girl well, here's a glimpse into her life.


She can spend more than an hour browsing over Hello Kitty stuffs. Not lying.


She has superb parking skills.


Figure out yourself what's wrong with this picture.
Quoted from Yan Xia, "How come the ticket cannot be accepted?".

Holiday Mood?

Is it just me or are the breaks in between the exams are starting to feel like the holidays?

O__O


A picture of how exams would seem to feel like to most people~~

P.S: Best of luck to everyone for the coming papers ^__^ *cheers*

Mavis...Dum Dum Dum. (This sound effect ah Mavis dont so perasan think i call you dumb)

Click on pic for clearer view.

Safety First

This is video is for the safety of the people who travel in a car. I suggest all men , women ,kids and all forms of life species(incl ghosts) to watch it.This is brought to you by Proton.


Wear u seatbelts from now on.

p.s: thanks to X for the suggestion. Good Job......:)

A

sigh~ *shake head*

i wonder what does ms lourds think about this..
please listen to the video properly..
video is not suitable for anyone below the age of 15..


ps : I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WIT THIS!! im really innocent!

credits to sheng chao for capturing this dot dot dot video and being the camera man with his trusty walkman duno what model phone..

M