10 Reason Why Men/Boys Thinks DOTA Is Life

THIS IS DOTA

1) Dota plays with 10 guys at once and never gets tired.The guy is always satisfied at the end.

2) She does not steal other girl's/womens boyfriends or husbands. Girls should make more effort to get guys attention.

3) She plays with them....as long as they can play.

4) She is not boobles. She is full of boobs. (eg. Crystal Maiden, Lina Inverse, Queen of Pain, Pudge)

5) She may suck our money kau kau but she satisfies us so much, but many ppl suck money kau kau and leave us.

6) She is able to make boys loyal forever and devote their life to her , bcoz she trusts us to defend her (Defence of the Ancient). And she continues playing with amateurs and average players as she trains them to be successful in life by giving them team spirit.

7) She is also able to make her 'lovers' back stab each other, this is a big advantage in life as it helps men be emotionally strong in real life when somebody really back stabs you, which happen to men alot.

8) The boys would rather spend time playing with ugly things because they have horns. Horny only nice ma.

9) She makes people run faster to her than they ever will to save you from drowning in the river. In that there is only 1 life involved but in Dota so many lives are at stake.( heroes and creeps), building( towers, barracks etc.) and a territory. *ignore respawn its like air resistance*

10) I got more reasons, when u start playing dota u would not concentrate on anything else even food, this will help you to lose weight. This is what Yuva said. Remember at the start of the year how fat he was.

Dota is assumed to be a girl in this post too. The heroes were cute in the begining but due to so much war they lost in all on the battle field. In the period of dota there are no plastic surgeons, so they can't get back their cuteness.

p.s: Disclaimer : This post is obviously not implied on to anyone.its just a joke made up one night when a guy was having a hard time after the reading the post which was posted b4b4 this. Don't take this in the wrong way hor. I am getting back my blogging touch.Yay!!!!!!!

If u wan to kill me for this tay ur best, and do after nov 21 bcoz got exams , after that u can find me in ftz playing DOTA/COD

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