1) She (doTa) is able to play with 10 guys at once!
2)She steals other girl's / women boyfriends or husbands.
3)She plays with them until they are dead tired (means one round not enough play some more!!!)
4)Boys are more interested with her eventhough she is boobless.
5)She sucks your money kao kao (aka helping ftz and other CC)
6)She is able to make some of the boys to be loyal and forever (life on support dota players) devote their life to her while she continues playing with amatures and average players.
7)She is also able to make her 'lovers' backstab each other. (ie. one found new map and not sharing,boycott~)
8)The boys would rather spend time playing with ugly things on her rather than spending time dating their beautiful girlfriend.
9)She makes your boyfriends or husbands run faster to her than they ever will to come and save you drowning from a vigourous flow in the river.
10)okie im out of reasons edy..but i will edit this once i figure out more reasons..pfft~
dota is assumed to be a girl fully in this post..forget the part where when it screams out triple kill and first blood..think of it as dhassareth's voice in high pitch!or when he screams. :)
the ugly things on her is the ugly heroes..kenot make cuter heroes arr?=___=
ps : Disclaimer : This post is obviously not implied on to anyone.its just a joke made up one night when a girl is having a hard time sleeping..
dun take it the wrong way horr!
im losing my touch in blogging lah~ long time din blog edy~
and its a joke lar~ dun lah u guys kill me after this T_T
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